I didn’t like Hillary Clinton in 2008, and I voted for Obama instead.

He betrayed me by bombing seven countries in six years and being a really lousy liberal.

Now Hillary Clinton is back.

I still don’t like her.

But I would have voted for her in November anyway, because Donald Trump is an idiot.

And then she started campaigning. I couldn’t believe it! All of a sudden anyone who didn’t like her was an idiot who couldn’t do research, and she was the best thing ever. We were all stupid if we didn’t see it!

And I realized that she is rich, and spoiled, and a pretty awful person.

I don’t agree completely with the Bernie or Bust folks. If Bernie doesn’t get the nomination, I will vote for Jill Stein. I know those folks didn’t take civics class, and they don’t understand that an Independent can’t win, nor can a write-in candidate. And I don’t blame them for not knowing. I blame Bill Clinton, George W Bush, and Barak Obama. We really should have funded schools these last 20 years!

But still, though I may not be 100% Bernie or Bust, I am definitely 100% never Hillary Clinton.